One day an aeroplane has to go to Tokyo for an emergency flight.
It was stormy followed by heavy rains. During the flight, the aeroplane got a
flight problem. The plane was hard to control. It can't be manage
properly. The pilot was too scared and asks if there is any nearest airport so that they can land there. The only nearest airport was only
Brunei airport (don't look at the map cos it just a story). The pilot
tries to call the Brunei airport that their plane is going to land there.
Pilot : Can anyone receive this message?
RBA : Yes.carry on tah
Pilot: Our plane is stuck by a problem..
RBA: What problem?
Pilot : Our left wings have been struck by a thunder..
RBA: Ah..TAMPARIK!
Pilot : what? Whatever.how should I do?
RBA : Bah.try to move the plane to the right..
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why?
Pilot : My steering does not functioning anymore..
RBA : Calm down.try to use the automatic driver steering
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why?
Pilot : Coz the mechanics throw that function away...
RBA : Try to increase the speed of your engine..
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why? Don't say that you don't have an engine.
Pilot : No.the engine does not work properly coz it was second hand
RBA : Well this is critical for us
Pilot : What should I do?
RBA : Can you land about 20km ahead?
Pilot : I can't
RBA: Why?
Pilot : Coz our fuel is dried out
RBA : Well there is nothing I can help.there is only one hope..
Pilot: What..?
RBA : Repeat after me..
Pilot : OK!
RBA : Ashha dualla ilaha illallah wa ash ha du anna Muhammadurrassulullah
Friday, May 15, 2009
Just a story.. good laugh.
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
let's learn
MICROSOFT WORD AND EXCEL BASIC SHORTCUTS.
Shortcuts keys Function Compatible Programme
Ctrl + A Select All MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + B Bold text(s) MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + C Copy MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + D Font, character spacing, text effect MS WORD
Ctrl + E Center MS WORD
Ctrl + I Italicize text(s) MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + N New document (word), worksheet(excel) MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + O Open document(word), worksheet(excel) MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + P Print MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + S Save MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + U Underline text(s) MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + V Paste MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + W Exit/close program MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + X Cut MS WORD, MS EXCEL
Ctrl + Z Undo MS WORD, MS EXCEL
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Ctrl + Esc => Start Menu
Ctrl + 2 => Double Spacing
Ctrl +1 => Single spacing
Ctrl + 5 => 1.5 spacing
Alt F4 รจ Quit a programme
Ctrl + Home => To move to the beginning of your document
Ctrl + End => To move to the end of your document
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Monday, May 11, 2009
Brunei Bloggers
Attention for bruneian bloggers, if kamu mau Brunei flag to ada pat blog kamu, u all just search pt DidiArin cause ea ada to codenya.. hehe.. i just promo.. kei
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hang out with my sister..
Okay all, so sorry about the late post.. hehe
3 days ago i did watch the new muvee, BOHSIA; JANGAN PILIH JALAN HITAM..
The muvee started at 7.25pm..
3 org ja.. my otha sis with her friend..
Not bad la cetanya.. ada funny jua..
If kamu blum lyat, lyat a..
Im waiting for Harry Potter 6 on this July.. wa.. batah lg to.. pi nevermind, i can wait... hehe..
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