Read this, sad but touching.....

Message: can any message be more touching than this?

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2
persons

               left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the
following weeks..

DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.

DAY 4:
They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.... Jasmine was scared

and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..

DAY 14:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future.. The
fortune teller said: 'My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily.' Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something.


DAY 28:
They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

11:37 pm

Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel: Wait for me...

20 minutes later... a stranger  approached Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital.

11:57pm
The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.
Jasmine read the letter which says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my
life. I love you, Jasmine...
Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..
'Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me
Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping
 THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...
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Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...

Kisah Perangkap Tikus.

Sepasang suami dan isteri petani pulang kerumah setelah berbelanja. Ketika mereka membuka barang belanjaan, seekor tikus memperhatikan gelagat sambil menggumam, “hmmm… makanan apa lagi yang dibawa mereka dari pasar agaknya?”
  Ternyata, yang dibeli oleh petani hari itu adalah perangkap tikus. Sang tikus naik panik bukan kepalang.
  Ia bergegas lari ke sarang dan bertempik, “Ada perangkap tikus di rumah! Di rumah sekarang ada perangkap tikus!!”
  Ia pun mengadu kepada ayam dan berteriak, “Ada perangkat tikus!” Sang Ayam berkata, ” Tuan Tikus, Aku turut bersedih tapi ia tak ada kena-mengena dengan aku.”
  Sang Tikus lalu pergi menemui seekor kambing sambil berteriak seperti tadi. Sang Kambing pun jawab selamba, “aku pun turut bersimpati, tapi tidak ada yang boleh aku buat. Lagi pun tak tak ada kena-mengena dengan aku.”
  Tikus lalu menemui lembu. Ia mendapat jawapan sama. “Maafkan aku. Tapi perangkap tikus tidak berbahaya buat aku sama sekali. Takkanlah sebesar aku ni boleh masuk perangkap tikus?”
  Dengan rasa kecewa ia pun berlari ke hutan menemui ular. Sang ular berkata, “Eleh engkau ni. Perangkap tikus yang sekecil itu takkanlah nak membahayakan aku.”
  Akhirnya Sang Tikus kembali ke rumah dengan pasrah kerana mengetahui ia akan menghadapi bahaya seorang diri. 

Suatu malam, pemilik rumah terbangun mendengar suara berdetak perangkap tikusnya berbunyi menandakan umpan dah mengena. Ketika melihat perangkap tikusnya, ternyata seekor ular berbisa yang jadi mangsa. Buntut ular yang terperangkap membuatkan ular itu semakin ganas dan menyerang isteri pemilik rumah.
Walaupun si Suami sempat membunuh ular berbisa tersebut, isterinya tidak sempat diselamatkan. Si suami pun membawa isterinya ke klinik berhampiran. Beberapa hari kemudian isterinya sudah boleh pulang namun tetap sahaja demam.
Isterinya lalu minta dibuatkan sup kaki ayam oleh suaminya kerana percaya sup kaki ayam boleh mengurangkan demam. Tanpa berfikir panjang si Suami pun dengan segera menyembelih ayamnya untuk dapatkan kaki buat sup.
Beberapa hari kemudian sakitnya tidak kunjung reda. Seorang teman menyarankan untuk makan hati kambing. Ia lalu menyembelih kambingnya untuk mengambil hatinya. Masih juga isterinya tidak sembuh-sembuh dan akhirnya meninggal dunia. Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi raji’un.
Banyak sungguh orang datang melawat jenazahnya. Kerana rasa sayang suami pada isterinya, tak sampai hati pula dia melihat orang ramai tak dijamu apa-apa. Tanpa berfikir panjang dia pun menyembelih lembunya untuk memberi makan orang-orang yang berziarah.
 

Dari kejauhan, Sang Tikus menatap dengan penuh kesedihan. Beberapa hari kemudian ia melihat perangkap tikus tersebut sudah tidak digunakan lagi.

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  p/s : Begitulah kisahnya. Jadi pengajarannya, jika suatu hari, anda mendengar seseorang dalam kesusahan dan anda pula mengira itu bukan urusan anda, fikirkanlah sekali lagi. 

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE READ

Boy: baby we need to talk
Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?
Boy: sumthin has come up...
Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby
Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much
Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i should say
Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: im leaving....

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away
Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.
Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.
Girl: i cant believe this.
[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]
Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?
Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!
Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.
Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park
Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]
Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.
Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)
Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go
Girl: ok (begins to walk away)
[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]

It says.....

Erika,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Kyle
[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.
Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...

-Kyle]

Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later
Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!
...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] 'An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school...' Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. 'Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!

Just a story.. good laugh.

One day an aeroplane has to go to Tokyo for an emergency flight.
It was stormy followed by heavy rains. During the flight, the aeroplane got a
flight problem. The plane was hard to control. It can't be manage
properly. The pilot was too scared and asks if there is any nearest airport so that they can land there. The only nearest airport was only
Brunei airport (don't look at the map cos it just a story). The pilot
tries to call the Brunei airport that their plane is going to land there.

Pilot : Can anyone receive this message?
RBA : Yes.carry on tah
Pilot: Our plane is stuck by a problem..
RBA: What problem?
Pilot : Our left wings have been struck by a thunder..
RBA: Ah..TAMPARIK!
Pilot : what? Whatever.how should I do?
RBA : Bah.try to move the plane to the right..
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why?
Pilot : My steering does not functioning anymore..
RBA : Calm down.try to use the automatic driver steering
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why?
Pilot : Coz the mechanics throw that function away...
RBA : Try to increase the speed of your engine..
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why? Don't say that you don't have an engine.
Pilot : No.the engine does not work properly coz it was second hand
RBA : Well this is critical for us
Pilot : What should I do?
RBA : Can you land about 20km ahead?
Pilot : I can't
RBA: Why?
Pilot : Coz our fuel is dried out
RBA : Well there is nothing I can help.there is only one hope..
Pilot: What..?
RBA : Repeat after me..
Pilot : OK!
RBA : Ashha dualla ilaha illallah wa ash ha du anna Muhammadurrassulullah

polis vs pemandu

sebuah kereta dilihat sedang memecut dengan laju kerana pemandunya sudah terlewat untuk ke tempat kerja. pemandu tersebut berasa lega kerana secarakebetulan sebuah ambulans berada dalam kecemasan untuk mengambil mangsa kemalangan.


sebaik sahaja ambulans terbabit membunyikan sirennya, semua kenderaan lain ke tepi untuk memberikan laluankepada ambulans tersebut. ini juga secara tidak langsung membolehkan pemandu mengambil kesempatan dengan memandu laju mengekori belakang ambulans terbabit.


bagaimanapun hasratnya untuk sampai cepat ke pejabat berakhir apabila secara tiba-tiba datang kereta peronda polis lalu mengarahkan pemandu kereta terbabit berhenti. secara terpaksa pemandu kereta terbabit memberhentikan keretanya di bahu jalan. pihak polis telah menyoal siasat pemandu pemandu terbabit dan kalau nak tahu apa yang mereka perkatakan, baca sahaja dialog di bawah ini:




Polis : Berikan saya lesen memandu dan kad pengenalan.
Pemandu : Sekejap ya encik(menghulurkan kad pengenalan sambilsedang ligat brfikir mencari alasan sesuai untuk elak daripada di saman).


Polis : Kenapa awak memandu melebihi had laju?
Pemandu : Minta maaf encik, sebenarnya saudara saya berada dalam ambulans tersebut. Sebab itulah saya mengekorinya.


Polis : Ya ke saudara awak? Saudara jauh ke dekat?
Pemandu : Errr ya encik, saudara jauh dekat saya(gugup).


Polis : Kalau awak nak kelentong sekalipun, agak-agaklah sikit. Saya ekori ambulans ni sebab kat depan sana ada kemalangan. Nah... sila buat bayaran di balai berhampiran(sambil menghulurkan surat saman).


Pemandu : @#$%^&*